#They WERE

[bitchslapblastoids]

saw this gif and Phil’s reaction in this moment:

made me think of Dan’s in this one:

easy touch —> easy smiles —> awareness of camera —> immediate performative resistance to the other’s touch. same energy

(Gif 1 credit: goldenpinof)

[labyrinthhofmymind]

ok i love wolfstar so much but like realistically james, lily, and sirius were all fucking each other in canon let’s be real

[kates-dump]

I aam SO glad we finally have the music that plays in this scene because it makes me genuinely cry every time 😭 I love them so much I'm gonna miss them

[amygdalae]

Cool blue haired person and I both said "I like your hair" at the same time and it was so nice that it short circuited my customer service script so bad I said "have a good one." Then remembered I hadn't even rung them up yet

[justrandomstuf]

neil: are we fighting or flirting right now?

andrew:

andrew: i literally just hit you in the stomach with a racquet

neil: yeah but that doesn't answer my question

[uthseikoashx-goingmyway]

"your french is ugly" i said oh i'm sure

Interview with the vampire — season 2 episode 1 "Do you know what it means to be loved by death" 2024

[puckspoetry]

SEND ME TO A PADDED ROOM. ETHAN HAWKE AND JOSH CHARLES WERE NOT IN THE FORTNIGHT MUSIC VIDEO.

[tarn-ation]

IM BACK WITH MY DEMAND FOR CYBERVERSE SHOCKJACK RIGHTS🗣‼️

They were married and had kids and everything you can't tell me they didn't

[girl4music]

Canon WLW couples or non-canon WLW couples?

Somewhere in middle works best for me.

They were but they weren’t is the thing with X and G.

But they totally were because everybody and their dog knew that they were and thought of them that way.

But they weren’t because at no point in the show do they explicitly confirm them to be. It’s not in the text.

But the emotional backbone behind the entire show only works if they were. Just friends wouldn’t be this intense. Wouldn’t be this dedicated to each other.

Nah, you only ever go this hard for a lover. For someone you are 100% irrevocably and unequivocally in love with. It would be like Stockholm syndrome otherwise. It would be like some form of brainwashing. Loyalty and devotion doesn’t go that far, right? Right?

I just can’t wrap my head around their relationship if I do not think of it as best friends evolving into lovers. Their relationship just goes too damn hard for my logical brain to accept anything other than lovers.

I don’t know what anyone else sees but it’s what I see.

[couch-collector]

[nanaarchy]

And chapter 2 is out!

Blorbo time? I think it's blorbo time *does a funny little dance*

Tagging the beautiful artists @zillychu @they-bite here too hehehe >:3

[cazluvsu]

were they playing good luck babe in the arena during some guy’s parallel bars routine

[lunarrosette]

Survey Results Finally!!!

Ok! So before the whole breakdown I wanna address a couple biases and shit. So I posted this on tumblr and on a couple dndads discord servers I'm in, notably the patreon server, both of these almost definitely caused some bias in stats particularly in patreon subscription and most used social media to engage with. That said it could have been posted elsewhere (which I’m totally fine with and actively encourage the bigger and more diverse the sample is the better) but I only posted there because I wanted to minimize potential non-fans taking it and I don’t have a twitter. I also added the question of whether you have relistened and your race, ethnicity, and nationality later (as it was suggested and i thought it was a good addition) so the sample is not the full amount of people who took this survey and is smaller than other question therefore less conclusive of the dndads fanbase as a whole.

I got a total of 142 responses (and the survey is still open) so let break down all that

There were 65 questions in total, while I’m not going to break down every single one I will break down most of them

Majority listen on spotify with patreon coming in a close second, the small individual answers are a mix of a combination of two or more platforms or platforms i forgot to add/didn’t know existed

A little over half of the fandom is apart of the patreon but still remember that there is a bias in this question because of where i sent the survey

Majority of the patreon is subscribed to the EX-L level (like me!!) with EX in a pretty close second (other is apart of EX because i forgot what is was call when I first made it)

Ron comes in a very close 1st between him and henry for favorite season 1 dad

Grant takes 1st in another pretty close one between him and terry for season 1 son and surprisingly Nick Foster actually got votes! (/j)

Scam likely with quite the lead as a fan favorite NPC

Now favorite episode was one I had to track separately because I set it as a free response but her are the top 4 favorites:

In 4th with 13 votes Episode 42 Henry’s Father and the Chamber of Secrets In 3rd with 16 votes Episode 56 S.W.A.P. (SWitched Ass Papas) In 2nd with 17 votes Episode 44 Deck Picks In 1st with 23 votes Episode 61 Death of a Salesman

Normal with fan favorite season 2 PC with almost half of the fandom

Terry Jr (surprising to me I love him but ig it's the silent majority cause i never see much about him) is first place

Very unsurprisingly hermie the unworthy for 1st place, bitches love this gay theatre kid but it is a little surprising the amount of a lead he has

Another one I had to by hand but the top 4 favorite season 2 episodes are

In 4th place with 5 votes, a 4 way tie between: Episode 22 Army of Tree, Episode 4 Barf Bum Movie Men, Episode 12 Scary Movie 2, and Episode 9 Debate Me Cowards

In 3rd place with 6 votes, Episode 5 Dance Dance Revelations (surprising to me as it’s not the part of the dance with Lark and Sparrow and Normal’s crisis)

In 2nd place with 8 votes, Episode 11 That thing? You Dude

Unsurprisingly in 1st place, the episode that I’ve heard some people say is one of the best episodes of Dungeons and Daddies, with 50 votes, Episode 23 Alright

Ron takes overall favorite

Hermie surpasses (one of) his father for favorite NPC

Jodie wins as the guest PC, which kinda surprises me

Oakworthy wins as the most popular ship, most of the thin slices are variations of “I don’t ship” and some less talked about ships

The majority of fans don't have a preference between season 1 or 2

At the Mountains of Dadness is the most popular piece of bonus content

The majority of the fandom have relistened to the podcast

The subject of Jodie, almost everyone liked how Jimmy played him but the views on his character are a little different. Many poll takers said he grew on them and the majority of the fandom seems to feel neutral to positive to him. A lot of people said he was a good narrative foil to Glenn (I agree!!) and that he’s “funny as fuck” (i also agree) however some people also voiced dislike him do to messing up the timeline, being a cop, messing up Nick’s character, and just the plotline he was apart of. Lots of ACAB in the responses.

Lots of funny responses on this one:

Asexual bitches and queer bitches love dungeons and daddies (I'm an asexual bitch myself) there was a whole one (1) fully cis het allo survey taker.

The fanbase skews pretty heavily to the younger side with the majority of the fandom being 18-25 and a huge majority if you just look at it as 25 and under.

Non-binary bitches love dungeons and daddies (I’m a non-binary bitch as well)

Huge majority of fans are neurodivergent with most thin results being a variation of “I don’t know, somethings probably wrong up there”

Anxious bitches love dungeons and daddies (i am an anxious bitch)

Majority of people who responded are white, however this question was implemented later and only has 62 responses.

Most fans got into dungeons and daddies from word of mouth, typically from friends or mutuals online

Relationships with fathers are mixed. A decent amount say good, some say bad, but a lot can be put as complicated. A good amount of people used parallels from dungeons and daddies most often grant and darryl.

Your dads cool as fuck

Relationships with moms are also mixed, but a little more drastic(?). The positives are generally stronger but the negatives are also more negative.

Most sibling relationships are good! However there were a decent amount of responses stating the relationship was distant

Majority of fans are from america but there's a good variety from all over.

Majority of the fandom interacts through tumblr (this still is one with bias)

Majority of fans say their experience with the fandom has been very good

Majority of fans make some for of fan content

Oaks are very big on the fandoms kin lists, especially normal

Most common fandoms: NADPOD TAZ D20 TOH MCYT/Minecraft DHMIS OFMD PJO TMA

Most common past fandoms: Danganronpa Sanders Sides TMA MCYT/minecraft Homestuck TAZ Voltron FNAF Theatre Cartoons (ex. Gravity falls, infinity train, TOH, ect.) Undertale Harry potter PJO

Fave fan creators: ajaystillblue Kineticallyanywhere Braindos Nick-close Awnrii Critdeeznuts Nolassolace Cerealforkart Tortelliniboi Oddkid on Ao3 Midnigtartist SandrC Submergedmemory Koszmarnybudyn Harveydoesart Roolt Coolestclowns Blu3boi Nojaloarts Sapphicx Mrslikely Almondcroissantsandink

Popular headcanons: t4t henry and mercedes Trans nick Generally gender queer/gnc oaks Season 2 teens autistic Ron autistic Basically all the season 1 sons dated each other at one point (queer friend group moment) Taylor uses mobility aids (notably a cane) Bi ron

Specific headcanons I really like (if any of these are your feel free to reblog as to claim them) I think Samantha likes to dress very colorfully while Ron is on the plain side, except when she gifts him an accessory that is just as colorful as she is, and while it clashes w/ the rest of his wardrobe he treasures it because he loves her lots Walter owns chickens and he grows herbs around their pen as a natural pest repellent Glenn is a sex-favorable asexual The shortest one I can fit here is that Glenn has a lot of stick n poke tattoos that are all made by Morgan (which disappeared after the verdict) and lark has bpd Yeets skateboard is a prosthetic Terry is the only son to go to therapy AROACE SPARROW <333 Hermie rights in Cursive like an asswhole Jewish Terry Jr and Samantha

Cats are by far the favorite animal in the dndads fandom with 35 votes

And the top three favorite colors are Blue with 23 votes Purple with 30 votes Green with 39 votes

Most common recs The Magnus Archives TAZ NADPOD Just Roll With It Self care (hydrate, sleep, take care of yourself) Mob Psycho Bears in Trees Malevolent Dndads fanfics (on ao3) OFMD WWDITS Will wood Ride the cyclone The Crane Wives

Oddly specific recs

[poweredbyadhd4life]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

May: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Jemma: ...I did. I broke it.

May: No .No you didn't. Daisy?

Daisy: Don't look at me. Look at Fitz.

Fitz: What?!I didn't break it.

Daisy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Fitz: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Daisy: Suspicious.

Fitz: No, it's not!

Hunter: If it matters, probably not, but Bobbi was the last one to use it.

Bobbi: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Hunter: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Bobbi: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hunter!

Jemma: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, May.

May: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Elena: May... Mack's been awfully quiet.

Mack: REALLY?!

* Everyone starts arguing*

May, talking to Coulson in his office while they watch the security cameras: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

May: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Coulson:

May: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[flintsilvers]

it still astonishes me how many people in the naruto fandom keep thinking that in-clan marriages = inbreeding. do you people know how clans work